Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-4794476-20170630012415

What should (and could) have been a flourishing series is now a terrible wasteland that is slowly degrading into nothing. Seriously, I will bet you that it takes less than a month for "Angry Birds Evolution" to burn into the ground and be discontinued. Rovio has nothing but 1 dimensional ideas that go nowhere and they release the content anyway, hoping that they'll make at least some money out of it until they take it back out of the market.

They can't, and refuse, to even be honest about it. Nope, they just respond with a hearty "the flock is moving to ANOTHER game of ours, which is surely much better!"

I really, can't watch it. It's so hard, something so beloved becomes terrible so fast.

This is what Rovio needs to do. The way I see it, they only have two options in front of them. One, they can just pull the plug and end it all; before they make it worse. They've been hanging onto this Angry Birds thing only because they know their company won't survive otherwise, so obviously they aren't going to do that. So here's their other option:

FIX IT.

How They Should Fix It
First off, let's take a look at those games of theirs; both the discontinued and current ones.

Angry Birds - STOP THE UPDATES, AND ADD BETTER CONTENT. I don't want to see any of the "Angry Birds Toons' crap in the original game. Take out literally ALL the episodes and content after the Mine and Dine episode, IMO the last classic one. Put it back in the original format and in its prime, and remove the disgusting excuse of gameplay called the "Mighty League". Stop changing it up and trying to make it relevant. Only feature the original 7 birds, maybe Bubbles. (you'll see plans for Stella later on)

Angry Birds Seasons - Discontinue it while it's still good. They're trying to cram their new cute and fluffy features and they need to stop. Just pull the plug on the game and let it end with some dignity. There's so much possible content that they can add but they keep on taking the wrong steps and they're too lazy to add actual content. I mean, just look at how much they added in the 2010-2011 year and compare it to now.

Angry Birds Rio - This one is pretty self explanitory. Clearly they have no intrest in doing anything with it, so just end it already.

Angry Birds Space - One of the best Angry Birds games left TBH. They so far have managed not to mess it up like they have with other classic games but they've really been sleeping on the game so far. They need to add new levels, but not the way they have been for the original Angry Birds. Levels that are actually consistant, and add onto but still have the same style as the previous themes.

Star Wars 1 and 2 - Discontinue it. I mean, they're both great games, don't get me wrong, but it's not like they can really do anything with either at this point.

Angry Birds GO! - Like Seasons, they're too lazy to actually add new content, but not only that, new characters. They keep making lazy tiny updates that make you think they did something with it, but it's basically the same game every time. That's ridiculous, and they make it worse and worse every time. They should discontinue the game, but if they actually start adding new content and maps, then it would be a COMPLETELY different story.

Angry Birds Friends - I'd keep the game. Not only do they have new tournaments more oftenly now, it's actually pretty fun to play. The only thing I'd change is the recent update, I don't know what it's called but basically it's a player on player battle thing. It's obviously rigged; I mean, I've been playing it and player's scores increase from 100,000 to around 1,000,000 (which is sadly not an exaggeration) and they should honestly fix it.

Angry Birds POP! - Kill it out. Was never a really great game to begin with in the first place, and it just got worse once they took out the Stella characters honestly.

Angry Birds 2 - Honestly, it was a great game when it first came out but now it's just a huge dissapointment. It's laggy, takes up space, and it's time consuming and irritating to play. There's no simplicity, and all the levels are merely simulations. Rovio doesn't actually take the time to make each level, they just add random variations like the Stella level map. That's why they were able to make 1000 levels, which I didn't even bother to finish. End.

Angry Birds Fight!, Goal, Holiday, and Ace Fighter - None should have been real games. Glad they're all over.

Angry Birds Transformers - End it. It's irritating to play, gets boring after a while, and nothing fresh keeps you invested in the game.

Angry Birds Action, Evolution and Blast - Evolution is just a copy of Action, Blast is yet again another puzzle copy of a better game. End them all.

Bad Piggies - ONE OF THE ONLY CREATIVE GAMES ROVIO HAS MADE, AND THEY REFUSE TO UPDATE IT. GOD. They need to keep this game and give it the attention it deserves.

Angry Birds Epic - Same for the Star Wars games; it was great, and I had fun playing it but it's pretty much over now.

Angry Birds Stella - Obviously it's discontinued, due to the low profit, but that's only because... well, who's buying Telepods? Who's paying for pointless coins in the game? That's right. Only parents who don't know their kid's interests, and diehard fans who then realize that the money they spent was not worth it. The plush toys, though, were pretty good in quality IMO. The reason why they didn't profit out of it is because nobody was buying their merch. All they needed to do was add actual powerups, or maybe a Mighty Eagle type feature, or I don't know... ACTUAL UPDATES. I've said this many times, and I'll say it again: it was one of Rovio's best games. Stella is a great character, and should be soley used in this series, which should have been allowed to grow, along with its great characters. They need to remake a new game for the Stella series, (slingshot based hopefully) and make it better in general. It really deserves it.

So that's Angry Birds, Angry Birds Space, Angry Birds GO! (maybe, if it reverts to the original and is given actual updates), Angry Birds Friends, Bad Piggies, and Angry Birds Stella. Short and simple. None of those irrelevant games that are just gonna disappear within a month or two. Strong, well done games (provided the things I said with them) that are gonna allow Rovio's company to flourish and truly show what they are capable of, instead of it appearing like they're just milking the franchise. If you've actually read up to this point, thanks lmao wow i'm sort of done for now so if you have anything to say comment about it bYE 