33 Votes in Poll
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Chuck's Narrator: that day, chuck was at the gym, working his butt off, when all of a sudden
*zoink*
Narrator: he realized his butt was too much.
Chuck: I Broke the Rock Bottom 2000™!
Narrator: he yelled and panicked
Chuck: the gym owner gonna kill me!
Narrator: But Chuck didn't realize his worse nightmare wasn't the gym owner but instead was...
Chuck: holy cow!
Narrator: his personal trainer
Chuck: I know I broke the Rock Bottom 2000™. But I got a better machine for you. It's called "The Chuck Master 3000™"
Chuck's Personal Trainer: mmm, a fishing box
Chuck: well it works like this: first you take the Chuck Master 3000™ resistance banner, when you set it very carefully and very thoroughly, like this, when you stretch it as far as it can go, it'll make... (nasally) your beak look thinner
Chuck's Personal trainer: mmm, woody woodpecker
Chuck: (nasally) you haven't seen anything yet. The Chuck Master 3000™ also includes other fitness equipment and a satellite TV!
Chuck's personal trainer: mmm, doorway to Narnia
Chuck: well, if you order it right now, you can get also the state-of-the-art hairdryer.... ten-year guarantee
Chuck's Personal trainer: got no hair...
Chuck: well, this particular hair dryer with a little stretch can turn into a very handy- pOgo sTiCk, iF yOu HaVe a LaNdiNg! oof, ow, my leg!
Chuck's personal Trainer: I wonder what's on television...
Chuck: ow!
Cat: meow
Chuck: there was a cat in here
Narrator: Chuck, you nailed it...
Chuck: With a lifetime supply of hair gel and apparently a yoga mat, as well as a little Jason Mamoa.
Chuck's personal trainer: he's really annoying...
Chuck: this is a portable shower room, now about these ergonomic dumbbells- AH! how are you there?!
Chuck's personal Trainer: tada, I don't shower...
Chuck's personal trainer: well, for the sake of decency, good man, at least you can have a towel, now where was I-
Chuck's personal trainer: hey look, magic... Tada...
Narrator: desperate, Chuck decided to put on his earphones, and show his personal trainer what the chuck master 3000™ really could do...
Chuck's Personal Trainer: wow...
Narrator: the personal trainer thought
Chuck's personal trainer: with a head shaped like that the brain must be really small...
Chuck: with a little adjustment, you can turn the chuck master 3000™ into a crosstrainer!
Chuck's Personal trainer: or a barbecue...
chuck: and when you're , done, you can have a little- YOGA, AND A SADUK!
Chuck's Personal Trainer: hehehe, fire...
Narrator: but that actually gave the PT an idea
Chuck's personal trainer: look, I made a logo for my yoga class, get it?
Narrator: and so Chuck crawled into the chuck master to find out if there was a door to Narnia, there wasn't.
41 Votes in Poll
Friends: Red, Chuck, Bomb, Blues, Matilda, Terence, Hal, Bubbles, Stella.
Enemies: King Pig, Minion Pigs.
Species: Baby Chicken
Likes: Cakes, Candies (like Bubbles do), Hanging Out with Jay, Playing Games, Mighty Eagle.
Dislikes: Minion Pigs, Getting Kidnapped, Losing Games, Not Hanging Out With Jay (pobably sometimes Jay was Busy), Horror Movies.
Mine:
Red actually knows the eggs will never hatch but keeps them from the pigs for the plot.
The Blues have been paid to prank pigs 228 times.
Chuck is actually a square at night but the sunrise shapes said Chuck into his normal triangle.
33 Votes in Poll
(I've been wanting to do this for a while)
The food that is usually made from pig meat (pork, bacon) is made from beef instead.
What proves this more is that the birds don't know what or who pigs are, and that cows exist in the movie universe (shown in Chuck's morning routine in TABM2). The pigs served pigs in a blanket at the party in the first movie, and I don't think they're cannibals.
Sorry i cant use the link for this and also the chuck stuff needs to be a fangame so make this happen