Minion Pigs
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Witch Doctor Pig: Man, I hope this magic lotion will help me with this overall itching feeling. I've been having it in my body for six weeks now. Hey! My magic back scratcher.
Minion pig: Hey, speed limit 30!
King Pig: no worries, I'll raise it to 90. ah, it's good to be the king
Witchdoctor Pig: hey, I found my magic backscratcher
King pig: Yolo, piggies!
Witch Doctor Pig: Hey, my magic back scratcher got stolen by some speedster dude
King Pig: Something is wrong, I'm having trouble keeping my tongue inside my mouth
Minion pig: What is this? Is it a cinnamon challenge?
Minion pigs: make way for the tongue and mad king
King Pig: ugh, my tongue is twisted
chronicler pig: mmm, tongue coming out, oh dear, this is a serious case of Albert Einstein syndrome!
Minion Pig: I got to use the john!
Minion pigs: *chanting*
minion pig: ugh, why won't this thing flush?
Druid pigs: *chanting*
Chronicler pig: the Albert Einstein syndrome is a hideous disease that forces its patient to stick his tongue out and assume his intelligence is ridiculously higher than average. The only known cure is a heavy dose of pseudo.
king pig: E=MC^2
Chronicler pig: ...and in case of emergency, we must turn to alternative medicine.
Minion pig: got it, chief...
dr. bad bones: I'm dr. Bad bones expertise!
I'm here to take care of complicated diseases
all you hoodies around the circle just dance with me
someone get to the bottom of this mystery
and get Albert E out of King P-I-G
King Pig: you can call me Al!
dr. bad bones: oh, I failed...
Druid pig: you phony!
dr. bad bones: Ah! Fire!
Druid pig: Goodness gracious, red balls of fire!
King Pig: in the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
druid pig: I'm too young for barbecue
Druid pig: use the hoodies you said, it'll be fun you said
chronicler pig: oh heavens, I wonder what the book says about the worst-case scenario. "in case of chaos: Run." ah, maybe I'll run for president.
King Pig: once we stop learning, we stop trying!
Witchdoctor pig: there you are, you back-scratcher thief! What is this, a circus!? Give me that!
dr. bad bones: well, as you wish...
Witchdoctor Pig: I'll show some rock and roll, man!
King Pig: Blagh, ugh, I feel like a stupid king again
witch doctor Pig: you got to be careful with this, or you'll get an itch... that you can't scratch, after all, this used to be my grandma's hipbone...
King pig: say, that's an exotic toothbrush (crunch)
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Also minion pig is just corporal pig without his helmet
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I thought a pig with three different hats would be cool