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Welcome to part three of this series.

D̶i̶s̶c̶l̶a̶i̶m̶e̶r̶:̶ T̶h̶i̶s̶ i̶s̶ C̶i̶n̶e̶m̶a̶S̶i̶n̶s̶ i̶f̶ i̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ g̶o̶o̶d̶

Disclaimer: This is a parody of CinemaSins' Everything Wrong With series. Without further ado, 😡🐦.

1. RAAAHEEHAH

2. YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL

3. Isn't Piggy Island supposed to be very distant and unknown to humans? How did Nigel know where it is?

4. If the birds had the power to break out of cages, that begs the question why they didn't do it back in the Big Setup.

5. And with that, we've reached the first game that doesn't reward you for three-starring entire episodes.

6. How did Matilda, Bomb, Terence, Bubbles and Hal make it to Rio anyway?

7. The birds can break metal cages, yet many of them still can't break stone bricks. The math is not mathing.

8. Two thirds of the game is spent listening to those monkeys screaming.

9. We freed Blu & Jewel at the end of Smugglers' Den, so why does it take them an entire episode to appear in a level?

10. Speaking of Blu & Jewel, their power is just discount Chuck.

11. Since when did the marmosets follow the birds to Carnival?

12. Carnival Upheaval, AKA Stone Blocks: The Episode

14. Apparently the smugglers are dumb enough to leave captured birds in front of the airport.

15. Why is the plane open in Airfield Chase 10-15? Are the smugglers just willing to let all the birds they captured just fall out of the plane?

16. Doesn't this entire game take place before Easter Eggs from Seasons? If that's so, then what's Bubbles doing here? He doesn't come in until after Ham'O'Ween, which implies that the game took place in November, which doesn't make sense considering the Rio Carnival 2011 happened during the game and that was in March 2011. I might be looking too deep into this...

17. Nigel's second boss fight is easier than the first.

18. Market Mayhem should have been placed after Jungle Escape.

19. Why did they change it so that instead of unlocking Golden Beachball, it's just there without having to do anything? This makes the level layout of Beach Volley 6-13 look dumb.

20. The storyline for Rio 2 stops making sense very quickly.

22. Why did they replace the original theme instead of making it play when you go to a Rio 1 level and vice versa?

22. We never get to play as Jewel alone, nor Nico or Pedro, the latter two of which don't even appear in the game despite being on merchandise.

23. Why did they put the Blu Power Up right below the pause button? It's so easy to tap on it by accident and waste one (even though I don't use Power Ups) and this can't be solved since the game doesn't have an option to disable the Power Up buttons like Classic and Seasons do.)

24. Nigel's third boss fight is even easier than his first and second ones. I know he canonically can't fly in this one, but come on. They should have done something better with it.

25. Why did Nigel place himself in front of a thermal detonator? Is he stupid?

26. Treasure Hunt. Yayy I love waiting hours to play what's supposed to be a time-wasting game, yayyyy. Yayyy, I love when they add unnecessary in-game currencies to games.

Part 1: Angry Birds

Part 2: Angry Birds Seasons

Everything Wrong With Angry Birds Seasons | FandomWelcome to part two of a series y'all probably…angrybirds.fandom.com

Part 4: Angry Birds Friends

Part 5: Angry Birds Space

Part 6: Bad Piggies

Part 7: Angry Birds Star Wars

Part 8: Angry Birds Star Wars II

Part 9: Angry Birds Go!

Part 10: Angry Birds Epic

Part 11: Angry Birds Stella

Part 12: Angry Birds Transformers

Part 13: Angry Birds 2

Part 14: The games who shall not be named

Part 15: Angry Birds Reloaded

Welcome to part two of a series y'all probably thought I forgot about. It's mobile game sinning season.

D̶i̶s̶c̶l̶a̶i̶m̶e̶r̶:̶ T̶h̶i̶s̶ i̶s̶ C̶i̶n̶e̶m̶a̶S̶i̶n̶s̶ i̶f̶ i̶t̶ w̶a̶s̶ g̶o̶o̶d̶

Disclaimer: This is a parody of CinemaSins' Everything Wrong With series. Without further ado, 😡🐦.

1. RAAAHEEHAH

2. When this game first released, Trick or Treat should've been part of Classic, since you'd essentially be paying the same amount of money for less content, which is a reskin anyway.

3. Why did Rovio remove the Trick or Treat cutscenes?

4. Season's Greedings 1-17 is the worst Christmas present I could've ever asked for.

5. Ah yes, Hogs and Kisses. The debut of the Mrs. PacMan Angry Bird.

6. Moon Festival 1-11 should be tossed into the stratosphere.

7. For some reason, on modern versions of the game, you can't see half the screen of Wreck the Halls 1-25.

8. The Mighty Dragon looks cool, but his levels make me want to rip my head off.

9. Cherry Blossom. Such a memorable episode, am I right?

10. Stella kind of sucks.

11. Back to School 1-3 represents school really well! It sucks a$$!

12. Winter Wonderham can't decide what color it wants to be.

13.

14. The amount of content we got in this game each year depended on how busy Rovio was those years; with Season 2013 being a prime example of this.

15. Haven't the Angry Birds already been to South America before? cough cough, Angry Birds Rio

16. Who asked for cloud data? It's made even worse by the fact that today it renders over half the game inaccessible on any version from December '14 to October '16.

17. Let's be real, On Finn Ice was this game's last good episode.

18.

"Let's celebrate the fifth anniversary of our game by ruining it and turning it into a cash grab in which you buy over half the game!"

"Great idea! You're promoted!"

19. The Ski or Squeal update completely butchered the birds' sprite animations.

20. How does Marie Antoinette count as a season?

21. You know it's bad when the best pun they can come up with is "Hammier Things".

22. The last we ever saw of this game was Viking stuff? How is this Christmas?

23. No Hanukkah or Kwanzaa representation.

24. Why did Halloween, Easter, Valentine's Day and Moon Festival get their own Pig Days when they already had entire episodes?

25. Who the hell designed Pig Days 2-7 and what were they smoking?

26. It took Rovio four years to arrange the episodes in categories the year they're from—in other words, an order that actually makes sense.

27. This game birthed many AB plush sets that copied & pasted the first five birds and a pig and gave them hats. A premonition to Grindy Birds 2.