All posts by GloopGuy2009

Have this cool poster, that I made two months in advance!

Yes, this is the real one.

Last time, the birds were battling it out with the Intergalactic Hog, let's see who's winning.

So far, it seems like the Birds are taking a fat L

Chuck: "I can't get him, he just keeps teleporting!"

Jay: "What are.."

Jake: "...We..."

Jim: "...GOING TO DO?"

Red: "Guys, I have a plan. We find this guy's weak point."

Chuck: "And how do you suspect we do that?"

Red: "We think hard."

Jim: "Something Chuck's never done before!"

Chuck: "Hey! That was very rude."

Red: "GUYS! Not the time for squabble, we need to find it and fast."

Jay: "I think I have it!"

Jay: "Hey monster, you're a dummy!"

I. Hog: "Do you really think that will do anything to me? I'll have you know that I..."

Red, whispering: "Ah! When he starts talking, he won't shut up! This is our chance, Chuck, hit him now!"

Chuck: "You got it, Red!"

And so, Chuck hit the Pig, who fell out of the dark room, into the main part of the rejection dimension.

What will happen next? Find out when I have the motivation to post!

Red's plan actually works, and the birds bust the door down and enter the Mysterious Room...

Red: "Woah..."

Chuck: "Aw man, our costumes!"

Red: "Those are the least of our concerns, we got to explore!"

Jim: "But what if there are ghosts?

Chuck: " Chillax, there probably aren't any..."

???: "Chuck is right, little one, there are no ghosts, there a much bigger things to be scared of..."

Jim: "Wait, so there's BIGGER GHOSTS?"

Red: "ALRIGHT, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE WE HERE?"

???: "Easy now, come closer."

Red: "Hmmm..."

The birds decided to come closer to the voice, and they eventually reveal themselves...

Chuck: "Who are you?"

???: "Great, now that you're here, I can truly reveal myself..."

Intergalactic Hog: "I AM THE INTERGALACTIC HOG!"

Red: "SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRAPPED US HERE THIS YEAR AND THE LAST!"

I. Hog: "Yes, yes I am."

Chuck: "What are your intentions?"

I.Hog: "So you want my intentions?"

Jay: "Yes..."

Jake: "We..."

Jim: "Do!"

I.Hog: "I'm going to say it, I want the world to be mine, I want this planet to be under my control, thus dimension is the only way I can achieve that. Last year, I attempted this, and decided to use all the summoned characters to lunge at you, since you wanted to fight. This yesr, however, you've wizened up, so I decided to stop being a coward and take you on myself, you guys have fallen unto my trap. This is what you get for being so nosy."

Jake: "But why?"

I. Hog: "Oh, Jake, not everything needs a reason, not even the way we eat, breath, sleep, and live. The true meaning of life is learning that there's no point in asking questions if it will end so soon. With the way life is, how unpredictable it is, you'd wonder if there's a reason for anything, and my answer is no. Life has no rhythm and reason, and it's only chaos. What I'm doing, is finally containing said chaos..."

Red: "We like life the way it is, and we don't need to be contained."

I. Hog: "You simpleton, mortals don't have a say in this. They don't know the TRUE meaning of life, things are already in flow, more and more people are being added to this eternal hell."

Chuck: "Well, we're not letting that happen. "

Red: "Yeah, we're taking you on."

I. Hog: "Well, let the amusement begin..."

The Birds were currently meeting up with all the... Creatures that the dimension held. A notable factor was that some were more tolerable than others.

Chuck: "So, where did you come from?"

Pig on Crek: "I WAS AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY, AND PEOPLE WERE TAKIN' BOOZE, DRINKIN' BEER, AND MAKING OUT, AND THEN, I GOT ADVENTUROUS, AND TOOK SOME OF THIS HERE C R E K, AND THEN I GOT HERE.

Chuck: "That's... great!"

Pig on Crek: HEY! YOU WANT TO VAPE WITH MEH? C'MON, IT'S VANILLA FLAVORED!

Chuck: "Uh, no. I think I'm pretty swell."

Pig on Crek: "TAKE THE JUUL, VAPE WITH ME, VAPE WITH MEHHHHHHHHH!"

Chuck: Speeds off

Chuck: "Red, I don't like some of the people here..."

Red: "Hmmmm..."

Chuck: "Uh, Red, whatcha' looking at?"

Red: "You see that door up there? I think it could be a way out, or at the very least, an explanation to this whole thing."

Chuck: "Huh, never noticed"

Red: "I just need a way for us to propel up there to see what's in there."

Bubbles: "You could use Bomb!"

Red: "Good thinking Bubbles, let's use him.

Bomb: "Use me for what?"

Red: "We can use you to propel us into that door. Do you want to do it?"

Bomb: "Sounds like a plan"

Red: "Alright guys, let's hop on Bomb."

Bomb: "STAND BACK, EVERYONE"

Cake: "This is darn rootin' tootin'!

H-R Red: "Not even I understand what you said, and I only say toilet humor."

Red: "You guys ready?"

Jay: "We..."

Jake: "Totally..."

Jim: "ARE!"

Red: "Let's do this."

Just then, Bomb explodes.

The birds piled up when they finally made it out of the portal

Jay: "I'm at the top of the world!"

Bomb: "That's dope, now get off of me!"

Jay: "Nah."

Bomb: "I'll explode..."

Jay: "Yes sir."

Chuck: "Hey, this place looks familiar!"

Red: "Of course it does! We've been here before."

Jay: "Is there..."

Jake: "Anyone else..."

Jim: "Here?"

Red: "There's got to be, we can't be the only ones robbed of our night."

Chuck: "Hey! I see some other people!"

Bomb: "Oh, thank god."

The other people in question were:

A Pink Pig

A Golden Duck

Piggy McCool

A Pig Drone (Possibly from the F U T U R E)

A Metal Sonic head (Possibly from Stardust Speedway)

The Fake Flock

And Tony

But wait, there's m o r e!

Hyper-realistic Red

A Werepig (Or a Werehog, puns are a blessing)

Red's Simp, Hamuel

A Sentiment cake

A Pig on crek

And... Bubbles?

Jay: "Wait, what's he doing here?"

Red: "Didn't I tell you kids to take him Trick or Treating?"

Jake: "Yeah, and he got lost!"

Jim: " At least we know where he turned up."

Bubbles: "gasp Jay, Jake, Jim! I can't believe you're here!"

Jake: "...Hey Bubbles..."

Jay: "...How are you...?"

Bubbles: "I'm doing great! I'm really good friends with this cake!"

Cake: "Howdy do, fellas!"

Chuck: "This has got to be the weirdest night ever."

Bomb: "For sure."

Red: "Wait, why is there another me?"

H-R Red: "Pee water toilet, I pooped in the toliet"

Bomb: "Hey Chuck, you and this guy have something in common, you both say stupid crap."

Chuck: "Hardy har har."

Hamuel: "OMG IS THAT RED I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HAVE A RED FANCLUBBBB"

Jay: "...What?"

Hamuel: "NOTICE ME SENPAI NOTICE ME SENPAI"

Red: "Some things never change"

Jake: "Hey look, there's Tony!"

Tony: Grumbling

Red: "Wait, What I don't get is that, if we destroyed this place last Halloween, how is this place back?"

Chuck, looking at Fake Chuck: "I dunno, maybe it was the cause of this handsome devil..."

Red: Invisibly facepalms, "No Chuck, I'm wondering who remade this place, it wasn't that stupid doll..."

The birds would soon find out...